omgthatdress:

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Left: Composer Leonard Bernstein. Right: Bradley Cooper and the world’s worst fake nose playing Leonard Bernstein in the upcoming movie Maestro.

like holy fuck this is actual anti-semitism literally all you had to do was hire a Jewish actor. ONE JEWISH ACTOR, HOLLYWOOD, IT’S NOT THAT HARD.

Bradley Cooper is the Ron DeSantis of desperate to win an Oscar. the harder he tries, the more I hate him.

omfg

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Best trick I ever picked up. Seriously.

I have also learned this is great for [PICK A COOL NAME FOR A SHIP] and [LOOK UP THE FACTS ABOUT OXYGEN LEVELS] and [WHAT’S THE WORD] and [DOUBLECHECK CHARACTER’S EYE COLOR] and ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

Anything that isn’t critical in the moment, and could be filled in later while I’m currently trying to burn through writing pages that will be lost if I don’t get them out right now? Brackets.

This is seriously the best advice, and it really helps put it into perspective that the first draft is just that- a draft. There’s no reason to agonize over a particularly tricky bit of writing when you could just leave it in brackets and skip to the good parts, the parts you’ve visualized. I also use brackets for [fact-check this], [use a stronger verb], [is this in character?] and other notes as I write, just so I don’t forget what I want to work on when I go back and edit. 

This works for academic writing too. If you know where you’re going just leave yourself notes to fill in later. I do this all the time,

I’ve been unable to break through the wall of stuff i have to research in the latest chapter of my fic. I think this will help!

These are also called “sucks to be you, future-me” notes.

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unbidden-yidden:

hollowboobtheory:

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hollowboobtheory:

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. “but it’s predatory!!!!” yeah. it is. “they’re preying on you!!!” they’re vampires. they do that. “it’s a power imbalance!!!!!!” what part of vampires are you not getting

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair

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911onabc:

i’m curious what did everyone know the 911 actors from before watching 911 tell me in the tags

angela from being a goddess and pretty much everything she’s ever done peter from 6 ft under; sports night and the catch jlh from party of 5; iknwydls; but MOST IMPORTANTLY SISTER ACT 2 ryan from PLL kenny from Marvel and Chicago Med aisha from SG1 and SVU tracie from Rent; Cold Case and Devil Wears Prada john harlan kim from The Librarians (STUMPY!) for Lonestar - rob lowe for existing and sooo many shows and movies gina torres because she’s a goddess and I’ve watched everything she’s done since Cleopatra 2525 while worshipping her 911 911 abc

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

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Baseball players are to be feared

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Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

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Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

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littlebabycrybtch:

hey full offense but the ‘use the right pronouns even if the person is horrible!’ statements arent made to coddle horrible ppl, its saying ‘dont view correct pronouns as a fucking privilege that can be taken away once people decide you’ve fucked up enough’, misgendering someone on purpose is transphobic no matter what bc it equates transphobia as a ‘punishment’ for bad people, pronouns are a part of baseline human respect, its that simple

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zemathememequeen:

Ok, so something I’ve noticed that is utterly baffling to me is that all the Americans I know primarily dry their clothes using a machine called a dryer. I don’t even own a dryer. So, I need to know:

How do you primarily dry your clothes after washing them? And are you American?

Dryer (American)

Clothesline (American)

Dryer (not American)

Clothesline (not American)

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well, in florida specifically, the air makes clothes wetter, not drier :’) but in the wider US?

  • HOAs often put restrictions on clotheslines as ‘eyesores’
  • that has given clotheslines a lower-class association
  • americans are generally WILDLY paranoid about theft
  • apartments don’t always have space

but, imo, the least-discussed reason is:

  • there’s so many fucking cars everywhere, always, at all hours of the day, often at high speeds, and car exhaust/tires kicking up dust/etc means that stuff left outside tends to get dirty really fast

I have never used a clothesline to dry clothes so i’m curious, what do you do when it’s raining for several days straight/there’s strong winds/it’s below freezing

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I live in the PNW I can put my clothes out to rinse


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